Me and Miss Jones

queerpower:

petition for all movies made in the next century be gay to even the playing field

Whoa…Slow your roll now buddy…ya’ll got a section on Netflix…don’t get greedy :)

This is exactly why I need a boyfriend…

This is exactly why I need a boyfriend…

This is exactly why I don’t need a boyfriend…

This is exactly why I don’t need a boyfriend…

Keep it.

Keep it.

Video Game: You know, if you're having trouble, feel free to lower the difficulty settin--
Me: Go fuck yourself.
i-am-not-a-snowflake:

This spider was in my pool yesterday…. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH`



Burn your home and move to space… Its the only reasonable thing to do.

i-am-not-a-snowflake:

This spider was in my pool yesterday…. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH`

Burn your home and move to space… Its the only reasonable thing to do.

Seems right to me.

Seems right to me.

…Even the birds are headless here…

…Even the birds are headless here…

Our lord, the almighty Stephen King

Our lord, the almighty Stephen King